BREAKING NEWS!

Yesterday University of London Security contractors Cordant told staff that ALL ANNUAL LEAVE would be cancelled for April and May because of the planned IWGB security guards strike. This included porters, postroom staff, AV – workers who have nothing to do with the strike!

Unsurprisingly, this caused uproar!

Today Cordant have issued a new decree – annual leave will now be authorised for all staff APART FROM SECURITY!

All of this shows two things – they are panicked by the prospect of a strike AND they don’t know what they’re doing!

Meanwhile YES ballot papers are apparently being returned on a daily basis!

Hasta la victoria!